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Crocodile Dunedin

Crocodile Dunedin

I went to this show after we left the Fjoirds. They were really proud of it because it was the first time they put on the show. There’s Kahani Ling doing her usual hype the entertainment and happy voice over. “She has an outfit for everything. I...
Roasted

Roasted

“The sun came out!” We are lucky again! You know there wouldn’t be any waterfalls if there wasn’t any rain. Good timing, there’s lots of waterfalls and blue skies! It seemed like just a taste. This afternoon in Dusky Sound didn’t quite satisfy completely....
S.O.S.

S.O.S.

“Help! This is the Norwegian Spirit. Our position is 42 degrees 45 minutes South, 159 degrees 27 minutes East. We’re in trouble!” Stop being so dramatic, everything is fine. “I see dead polar bears floating everywhere! This is the apocalypse! Game over!!!” Those are...
Rx Ling

Rx Ling

I think we found the prescription for happiness. “Something is working! I feel great.” It’s a miracle. We don’t need big pharma anymore. “Look, they are setting up to do something. Kahani the cruise director is saying Wesley is on the pool deck...
Eden

Eden

High Anxiety. “Anxiety is real.” It’s those elevators! “Oh, wow! They call this place Eden. There’s a story about an Eden. And an evil snake!” That’s not a snake. It’s a lizard and this place is full of them. You can’t see them until they move. There...
There She Is

There She Is

There she is. Goodbye Chinatown. “Aloha ThaiTown” Good idea. Aloha is better. I think you are parked in my spot Ms Royal Caribbean, Ms Carpe deim, Ms Ovation of the Seas. You got so much glass you look like an old woman who’s been married so many times she...